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PostSubject: The Worst Jokes You've ever heard[They're so bad, they're good!]   Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:54 am

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I must credit my computer teacher for most of these, he's full of horrible jokes!

Two muffins are in an oven. The first one says "It's getting hot in here." The second one says "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN"

A mole family is in its den when the dad smells something funny. He sticks his head out of the hole and says "Hmmm, does anyone else smell honey?" His wife then sticks her head out the hole in order to take a sniff. "No, it smells more like syrup." The baby mole wants to smell it too, but his parents are blocking up the hole. So he takes a sniff right in the den and says "It smells most like moleasses to me," xD

A man comes home from late his golf outing to his frantic wife yelling at him. She asks where he's been, and he replies that the man he was golfing with died on the first hole. She apologizes for yelling, but asks why it took so long for him to come home and let her know. He replies "Cause it took forever to carry the body to each hole so I could finish my game."
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PostSubject: Re: The Worst Jokes You've ever heard[They're so bad, they're good!]   Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:53 am

That's like Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bench. Pete fell off and who was left?

Repeat?

That's like Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bench. Pete fell off and who was left?

Repeat?

That's like Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bench. Pete fell off and who was left?

Repeat?

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PostSubject: Re: The Worst Jokes You've ever heard[They're so bad, they're good!]   Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:57 am

Lol Lily! Another one:

What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?

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Lol punny much? xD
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PostSubject: Re: The Worst Jokes You've ever heard[They're so bad, they're good!]   Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:24 pm

Haha. I got urs Lily. And i already know tht one dOGGIE.
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