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PostSubject: Kids Are Quick   Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:49 pm

I got this in an e-mail..the last one is my fave

Kids are Quick


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. ?



MARIA: Here it is.



TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?


CLASS: Maria.

____________________________________


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths multiplication

on the floor?



JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

__________________________________________



TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'



GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'



TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I

spell it.

____________________________________________

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for

water?


DONALD: H I J K L M N O.


TEACHER: What are you talking about?


DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.




__________________________________



TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have

today that we didn't have ten years ago.


WINNIE: Me!

__________________________________________


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than

you are.

_______________________________________

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.


MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of

the alphabet.'

_________________________________

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his

father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his

father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his

hand.



______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say

prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good

cook.

______________________________


TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is

exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, it's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on

talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

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PostSubject: Re: Kids Are Quick   Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:09 am

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'



GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'



TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I

spell it.

____________________________________________

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for

water?


DONALD: H I J K L M N O.


TEACHER: What are you talking about?


DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.


TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.


MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of

the alphabet.'

_________________________________

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his

father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his

father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his

hand.

These were my fav! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Kids Are Quick   Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:24 am

I like the georhe washington one.

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PostSubject: Re: Kids Are Quick   Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:22 pm

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on

talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher



I love this one. I crack up every time I read it.
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PostSubject: Re: Kids Are Quick   Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:40 am

Quote :


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'



GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'



TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I

spell it.

____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for

water?


DONALD: H I J K L M N O.


TEACHER: What are you talking about?


DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.[/color]



__________________________________


TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have

today that we didn't have ten years ago.


WINNIE: Me!

__________________________________________

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.


MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of

the alphabet.'

_________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his

father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his

father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his

hand.
_________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on

talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

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